A Former Sci-fi Nerd Teaches Tennis
BRENDAN: Gather round, children. Yes, bring your rackets. Grace, give me that ball. Grace. Thank you. Sophie! Can I have that ball, please? Thank you. So, where was I? Oh right. Because today is the last day of the spring clinic, and you guys have done so well, we are going to play Atomic Fireball!
CHILDREN: Hooray!!!
(Smiles slowly turn to confused looks.)
A FEW CHILDREN: But we don’t know how to play Atomic…atomic…whatever.”
BRENDAN: Come closer, so you can…Dani, stop bouncing that ball. Thank you. So you can hear the explanation of the greatest tennis game every played. Dani! Thank you. Now listen carefully, because this explanation will take time, but is worth it, I promise.
(Children come closer, a little nervous, but mostly excited. Some have played before and while they were unable to quite explain to the other kids why the game was so much fun, it was quite clear they had loved it.)
BRENDAN: The year is 2055, and Earth is under assault by the evil Dunlopians, a marauding race of space aliens, who have come to destroy mankind and plunder our planet’s precious resources. They’ve already conquered our space bases on Jupiter, Saturn and Mars, (all your base now belong to us) and maintain space superiority of our solar system. It’s only a matter of time before they’ve sucked our planet dry, ensuring the end of mankind, and moved on to new planets.
(Children appear somewhat nervous about this impending doom, but more excited about the seemingly limitless possibilities) Read more »


