A New Love Feels Unwelcome Among Family and Friends
I spent the long weekend at my family’s small cottage on Skaneateles lake, located near Syracuse in the finger-lake region of upstate, New York. As usual, combining the idyllic with active pursuits makes for a personal paradise. Some highlights included: a hike to a waterfall, bean-bag toss on the front lawn, reading DFW with an afternoon beer, watching my brother’s dog undergo water-therapy, and, with iced-coffee beside me, writing from the banks of the lake. But sitting lonely in my room, only occasionally checked upon, sat the new love of my life: an iPhone 4.
This recent purchase proved I could maintain my grumpy-old-man-persona and resist joining my generation for only a finite time. The obnoxiously high monthly-cost had held me back for years, but upon realizing I could use the iPhone’s easy-to-use video capabilities to record tennis students and instantly, on the court, playback and show them their errors, the words “business expense” rang gloriously through my head.
I didn’t need an iPhone, but as one lusts after physically-attractive potential mates, a waxing and waning desire made its presence felt. So sleek, so powerful, so light, so easy to use, and it makes me feel good about myself: forming the perfect, if one-sided, relationship. I can not claim this reasoning as original. At the recent commencement address at Kenyon College, my alma mater, Jonathan Franzen made much the same point:
Let me further point out how ubiquitously the word “sexy” is used to describe late-model gadgets; and how the extremely cool things that we can do now with these gadgets — like impelling them to action with voice commands, or doing that spreading-the-fingers iPhone thing that makes images get bigger — would have looked, to people a hundred years ago, like a magician’s incantations, a magician’s hand gestures; and how, when we want to describe an erotic relationship that’s working perfectly, we speak, indeed, of magic.
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