Coming as a big surprise, I’m sure, there was no rapture Saturday. Or, perhaps those of us left behind are just getting a free pass on the whole earthquake-plague-destruction thing. So now that we’re buying green bananas again, and now that I’m sure I’ll get to listen to Lady Gaga’s new album (out today!), I’ve got to pick a new book to read. My Twitter friends, you see, were involved in a what-is-the-last-book-you-want-to-read discussion.
I couldn’t think of an answer—I have a hard time picking pizza toppings so one book out of the hundreds (thousands?) I’ve read is pretty much an impossible to make choice—so I asked my parents for their opinions.
“I wouldn’t be reading if I knew I only had a few days left to live,” my dad said.
Thanks, Dad, for introducing reason and ruining my fun.
Later that night, I started reading Island of the Blue Dolphins. Why? Well, I haven’t read it in about 15 years, and I recently found it in a box of old books (totally not as good this time around, even with my love of YA and MG books). But then I felt silly since, hypothetical or not, I still seemed to be inadvertently answering my question of deathbed book. What if the rapture came and I were judged on my reading selection (really, if we go so far as to accept that the rapture is true, salvation by book choice is just an additional baby sized step toward total insanity).
So I jumped in Melissa Kwasny’s The Nine Senses. Why? Because I’m trying to read more poetry, and a writer friend recommended it to me (totally a great choice for transitioning a fictioneer to poetry, so thanks Terry!). But then I had to put it aside, because I find that I get more out of it if I read it slowly, in daily chunks.
After that, I forgot about the coming rapture, because apparently my short term memory ranks only slightly above goldfish. Or perhaps because it’s hard to remember something that you’re not actually concerned about. So when Saturday came, what book was I reading? Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, by way of the audio book that’s on my iPad. Why? Because some sort of restaurant screw up with my sirloin tips in plum sauce put me in bed for a full 18 hours and I was bored (totally not the way I’d planned on spending my fake last day).
So now that the imminent threat of rapture has been removed (whew!), I suppose I’m off the hook, which is good, because my three end-of-the-world choices all turned out to not be right for me. And so, to make my indecision (and, perhaps, bad decision making) look better, I’m declaring this whole one-book question to be incredibly silly and way too difficult.
And if you were wondering, that goes for desert island books, too.