In Defense of Vampires, Zombies and, of Course, the End of the World
Don’t get me wrong. I see the merit of Alice Munro’s sweeping character studies, the frank, uncommunicative, blue collar world of Carver, or Denis Johnson’s ability to lightly blur dark realism with the surreal. Aesthetically these authors are pleasing, and every beginning writer should study them. They should steal elements of Hemingway, and Joyce Carol Oates and be able to discuss them semi-intelligibly with other people who claim to be writers. I understand the influence and subtle art of these men and women, but they also bore the fuck out of me.
To a huge extent, I almost switched over to a Psychology major in my first year of college because literature was presented to me in terms of these individuals. In them, especially in our unpolished imitations of them, emerged a tired formula. I grew so tired of the failed marriage represented by a couple’s inability to purchase a house, or war trauma in the subtext of a tossed salad. There’s a huge level of restraint, and control that goes hand-in-hand with this brand of minimalism, but with it comes a sort of safety. For some of these authors, these pieces were formed by decades of workshops: In finding a level of sparsity where so little is left that there’s nothing to criticize. I’m being hard on the form, but in many ways, it feels dated, like a direct response to the harshness of workshop, and reading it, I rarely have the slightest reaction.
For me, writing opened up when we moved on to those who are subverting form. I absolutely fell in love with Kelly Link’s, “Magic for Beginner’s,” when I read it my sophomore year. This woman wrote about ghosts, zombies, television programs, and fairytales, all the while she broke every conceivable rule about the genre. It was refreshing given the rule stressed in every syllabus, and on most submission guideline pages: don’t do genre. With Link a new world opened up to me. Soon after her came Aimee Bender, Italo Calvino, George Saunders, Barthelme, Kafka, Brockmeier, Murakami, Mitchell, even the short works of Ballard and Bradbury. In my own writing, I went from a stagnant couple pushing middle age, running an antiques shop in Newfoundland to small children with one hour to live at the end of the world who decide to start a story circle. This isn’t meant to say one would be better than the other (both were miserable early attempts) in all actuality you could write about sitting in the waiting room of a dentist’s office if the prose is good, but at least I had options. I was expanding.



