Snark from AWP
Perhaps Not the Best Method of Soliciting Stories: Hi, we’re a new magazine and we only got a few submissions for our last issue so we published all of them.
Writers Struggle to Initiate Conversation at Book Fair: Hi, blah blah lit mag, you guys sent me a really nice rejection. No, I’m serious, it was very kind.
Writer Complaint: I thought there would be better food. It’s like being stuck in an airport.
Panel on Surviving the post-MFA life: Oh good, a group therapy session.
Public Readings: Even at AWP, you can still find people reading terrible sex poetry at a bar.
You DO Need a Weatherman: I found the winter storm I’d been missing all winter.
I am Unable to Answer a Question About Writing Without Quoting a Famous Person: Who is Andre Dubus III?
Don’t Feel Bad, I Get Mistaken for (insert name of published writer) All the Time: Only at AWP.
Writers Dance: You’ll want to see this after the jump.


I do love that dance.
Oh, the rejection letter conversations.
How did I miss the bad sex poetry? I’m always down for bad sex poetry.
I believe you and Fitz did a little too much “dancin” the night before..
Why… why would you start a new lit mag and rely on submissions for the first issue? That seems so risky.
[...] Snark from AWP [...]
Dancing with old people is always appropriate.