Snark from AWP

Perhaps Not the Best Method of Soliciting Stories: Hi, we’re a new magazine and we only got a few submissions for our last issue so we published all of them.

Writers Struggle to Initiate Conversation at Book Fair: Hi, blah blah lit mag, you guys sent me a really nice rejection. No, I’m serious, it was very kind.

Writer Complaint: I thought there would be better food. It’s like being stuck in an airport.

Panel on Surviving the post-MFA life: Oh good, a group therapy session.

Public Readings: Even at AWP, you can still find people reading terrible sex poetry at a bar.

You DO Need a Weatherman: I found the winter storm I’d been missing all winter.

I am Unable to Answer a Question About Writing Without Quoting a Famous Person: Who is Andre Dubus III?

Don’t Feel Bad, I Get Mistaken for (insert name of published writer) All the Time: Only at AWP.

Writers Dance: You’ll want to see this after the jump.

photo-2Photo Credit: Karen Maner

6 Responses to “Snark from AWP”

  1. Sam Ligon says:

    I do love that dance.

  2. Karen Maner says:

    Oh, the rejection letter conversations.
    How did I miss the bad sex poetry? I’m always down for bad sex poetry.

  3. Dorian Karahalios says:

    Why… why would you start a new lit mag and rely on submissions for the first issue? That seems so risky.

  4. Rie says:

    Dancing with old people is always appropriate.

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