Things to include in next story to make it REAL FICTION:

1. At least one character smoking cigarettes
2. Some form of weed
3. Possibly recreational drug use
4. Main character having massive amounts of sex
5. Infidelity
6. Cancer
7. Eggs
7.5. Egg parties
7.5.1. wtf are egg parties?
8. Unicorns
9. Dramatic scene that takes place in the rain
10. Drastic hair cut as catalyst for sex scene
11. Random fellatio
12. More sex
13. More cigarettes
14. Other forms of terminal illness
15. Disgruntled old neighbor man
16. Aliens (and other forms of interspecies relationships)
17. Carrots
18. Week-old pizza
19. Characters only allowed to drink coffee
20. Various naked people
21. Cigarettes?
22. Parties with Snoop Dogg
23. Cats
24. Beautiful people a la Mike Pankratz

Preheat computer to 95 degrees. Throw ingredients onto Word doc; stir well. Makes 1 – 1.5 stories.

Disclaimer / Resolution: I will actually make a story like this one day.  It will be genius.

4 Responses to “Notes on How to Create the Typical Fiction World”

1. Michael Pankratzmv says:

   January 17, 2013 at 1:50 pm

   Oh, you.

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2. Michael Pankratz says:

   January 17, 2013 at 1:52 pm

   I wish iPad would have let me spell my name correctly…

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   • Jen Moody says:

     January 18, 2013 at 10:44 am

     I think I prefer Pankratzmv to Pankratz, to be honest. You should go with it.

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3. Laura says:

   January 17, 2013 at 4:27 pm

   How many of these elements are necessary for REAL FICTION? Because I think I’ve ever only used three, maybe four. I guess that puts me way behind the curve, huh?

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