…Texts from Bennett is amazing. It’s been viral for a day or two, which, in Internet time, is like a year or five, but if you haven’t seen the site, it’s a series of text conversations between the author of the page and his 17 year-old cousin Bennett, who is essentially a wannabe thug who is so clueless, offensive, and a good example of why conflict and unhappiness exists, that he’s almost endearing and sort of a genius. The dichotomy between the seemingly knuckle-dragging Bennett and his obviously-educated cousin works so well because, in spite of how embarrassed they appear to be, knowing each other, you can tell they respect one another. If you haven’t laughed your ass off yet today, click the link at the top of the post. You’re welcome.