Buy Your Kids This Book

I just learned that one of my favorite musicians, Weird Al Yankovic, has written a children’s book. And it looks awesome. I don’t even have kids and I might run out and buy this. How could I resist, with writing like this?

‘Cause maybe I’ll be a gorilla masseuse
Or an artist who sculpts out of chocolate mousse
Or a rodeo clown or a movie director
Or maybe professional pickle inspector…

1 Comment

  • Leyna Krow says:

    I’ve got a t-shirt that says “professional pickle inspector,” but I think it’s supposed to be dirty, if yaknowhatImean. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

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