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The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do To Ruin The World
8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The
American Dream
1 Weird Thing Caddy Smells Like

(Lacher also wrote this Short Imagined Monologue, titled “I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.)

With apologies to Lacher:

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Dramatic Proof That a Sturdy, Religious Marriage is Superior to One Full of Passion and Intensity and Rash Acts in Train Stations

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